Everyday we get tons of emails and submitted content to the site. Most of them are constructive and generally helpful but some are just plain hateful, disrespectful, and crazy. So we've decided to start posting them simply for the fun of it. Enjoy!

Are you a non believer that has something to say? Then submit your rant here so we may document it for future reference when the truth is disclosed.

Date: 10-19-2009
Name: big gay
Subject: ahh alien
Message: there is an alien in my backyard and it dug a tunnel.Im too scared too go and see whats down there Please Help me

Date: 10-05-2009
Name: shaydon
Subject: ufo
Message: at 5 oclock april 21st i see a big light in the sky then it went out and icoul see diferent coulored lights and a dark shadowwas in a round looking thing it waVED at me this is a true story trust me it was down the a180

Date: 09-02-2009
Name: Vasiliky E. Theodosopoulos
Subject: YOU
Message: Would you like to see the two photos I have of a real racooned eye alien that is still alive that I am holding captive in my box? Its telepathic wave talks constant direct and sporadic 24/7. Yes in my political coat of arms. THOSE CROP CIRCLES ARE A BUNCH OF BAD GAS BUBBLES COMING OUT OF SOMEONE'S A**HOLE NOT MINE.

How is Jo Brown doing? What a bl*w job. Yah baby. better figure out that electrical technical snoop and where it is actually coming from real fast - I do not want your electrical problem OK - I have a bunch of hairy mcalisters bothering me. Sweet? What drink shot?

Love you too. It is not my airway although I am everyone's airway of throat hair. Now just what kind of lunatic would submit this http? That is about the dumbest question you have ever asked yourself. Janette

Date: 08-19-2009
Name: sally
Subject: hi
Message: will you hurt us? we dont wont to hurt you

Date: 08-16-2009
Name: Maria
Subject: alien
Message: I just want to know about aliens for I saw them on my vision long time ago and the latest is KRLL.

Date: 08-13-2009
Name: YOUR PAPI CHULO
Subject: MAMONES (I looked this up for some reason and it really means something. Check it out)
Message: GET A LIFE CLOWNS. ALL OF THIS CRAP IS BOGUS AND LACKS REAL PROOF. ACCEPT THE REALITY. THE ONLY ALIENS WE SEE AROUND US ARE FROM MEXICO AND THEY DON'T COME IN SPACECRAFTS BUT ON FOOT. BUT HHUUUMMM... MAYBE I AM WRONG! CROSSING ACROSS THE 120 F DEGREE OF HEAT OF THE ARIZONA DESSERT WILL PUT THEM IN THE CATEGORY OF SUPER HUMANS. HUUMM... i WONDER! WHY THEY DON'T LAND STRAIGHT INSIDE US SOIL? OOHH... I KNOW. THEY DO NOT WANT US TO HAVE THEY'RE TECHNOLOGY

Date: 08-11-2009
Name: marcos grando 11yrs
Subject: alien found in tree
Message: At 8:10pm8/4/09 I looked outside and saw asmall aleienU.F.O in my tree.I tried to offer it some pizza,but it got startled and climbed up the tree fast and flew far,far away.Than from this day forward i've never seen it.

Date: 08-10-2009
Name: jessica
Subject: [No Subject]
Message: i see you to. i can see you watching me.. that 's all and yes i am ok do you make contact with any other planets??? let me know if you do i am getting bored and it is time for me to travel again. well talk to you later peace out.... jess

Date: 08-07-2009
Name: isaac
Subject: learn abuot alieans
Message: i saw a ufo in new mexico in area 51 it landed on the ground and the door opened i saw creatures they had two big black eyes one big head no ears a skinny body skinny arms and legs three fingers on each hand two feet and toes and its whole body was broun its ufo was gray with three lights one was red one was blue and one was green it was scary i think it came from saturn.

Date: 07-08-2009
Name: cody
Subject: sightings
Message: my friend and I were walking in a field and a little dog flew about three feet off the ground and to top that we were chased out of the field by a four foot tall purple alien! true story! I swear it

Date: 05-25-2009
Name: Andrea Blahova
Subject: story from London
Message: Hi ufo,

I have a story at this agent:Bryan Drew LTD.Quadrand house,Mezzanine,80-82Regent Street,London underground:Piccadily circus.Lawyer wrote me that I have funds ,but I don't believe him.Men are bad from Afghanistan.They abuse women from countries.

I think that I will die at the age og 41.Invalid pension is low.I helped to one homeless Lady .She was out.I gave her money in Beckleyheath in London,but I didn't ask on her name.Miss Andrea Blahov?,Drnovice 640,68304,The Czech Republic.I am 172 centimetres tall.I was born in small town Vy?kov on the 10 of December.I don't like s*x.I have alergy.

Date: 05-21-2009
Name: Cupid Stunt <--Clever
Subject: Extremely close encounter
Message: Now, Ive never beleved in alianns till last weekend, when friends and myself went out on a stag party. During the evening, I felt like a nap, as you do. Several hours later, I woke up, and there was all these flashing lights, and weird repetitive loud noises, that you would not believe, with thick steam or smoke everywhere. The smoke smelled of Margeretas.

I drifted off again, and woke up next morning in the gutter behind the local g*y club, with a sore behind, stripped nak*d. I've been talking with my friends and family, and searching the web.

The only thing I can believe is, that I've been abducted by aliens, and anally probed, with my clothes stolen by local adicts.

Where I woke up was behind the George pub in Dublin, Ireland. and the date was 15th May 2009

Anyone else had an encounter like this please contact me

Cupid Stunt

Date: 05-05-2009
Name: nathen wilson
Subject: beat up by alien then rap*d half to deaf
Message: i was walking along the street when i was attaced from behind and bruterly rap*d by the alian fuc*ing scum that looks like the alain in the corner of the screen when i sore the alien i fort fuc*ing hell what the fu*k is that then the little fuc*ing sh*t hit me in the face as i fell to the floor the little basterd tryed to fu*k me in the arse so i terned round and punched him in the di*kand ran away

Date: 05-05-2009
Name: billy bob
Subject: hi joel (Hey how did Billy Bob Find My Name)
Message: joel i am going to murder u i will cut u up into little fuc*ing pieces and put the little parts of your body into a blender then i will fuc*ing drink u and piss u out all over your grave u stupid4-eyed prick!

Date: 05-05-2009
Name: alien
Subject: alien
Message: im a alien leave me the fu*k alone u p*rv*rts im sick of being fuc*ing harrased off u cock faces i will chop u into fuc*ing pieces and eat u raw if u keep writing shit about me i watch your wife everynight she is very sexy i would like to touch her ti*s and **** her so hard shes sick and blood comes out of her eye balls i will do that if u dont delete this website and then i will **** u up the shi*ter so hard u will never walk again i will rip your co*k off and fry it then make u eat it and i will punch your wifes face in until she dies so FU*K OFF and leave me alone love from alien xxx

Date: 05-05-2009
Name: afwan sanica
Subject: beemed up in a ufo
Message: i was in the garden having a cigeret when it cameto my attention that i was been watch. so i had a look around in the garden when i looked up adn i seen it a fu*king big ufo when suddenly i got beemed up and was geting proded by them and they where talking in alien langudge then they started laughing at me so i got up of the table and hit one of them in the big fat alien eye then hit him in the head with pole i found in the room then a escaped from the space ship befor they could take me away to there home.

Date: 05-05-2009
Name: Adolf Hitler
Subject: alien holocoust
Message: i found an alien in my back garden so i dragged it into my house and fu**ed him we dont anal and missionary then we done 69 after i poked the aliens eyes out with my d**k so he couldnt see then i chopped his balls off and made him eat them when my wife walked in i punched her and cut her tits off then made the alien wear them like they wear hats i then dragged the alien down to my basement and kept him there for years we had s*x everynight and i made him dress up like an old lady and i used to r**e him the end.

Date: 05-05-2009
Name: Joe King
Subject: ABDUCTION
Message: i was walking home one night and a UFO landed infront of me the aliens got out and made me get inside when i got inside they started se*ua*ly assaulting me asking me to remove my clothes and said no but they wouldt take it so they ripped my clothes off and brutally r*p*d me up the bum hole i screamed for help but they gagged me with their d**k*s i then choked on it and was sick on him then i turned round and kicked the other alien in the balls and fisted him we had a orgy after that

Date: 05-05-2009
Name: david mcwildglock
Subject: seen alians in fiels no bull shit
Message: i was with a friand walking in the woods and we seen a ufo in the sky as we wealked a long the ufo looked as so it was geting closer as we approched the field we seen the ufo land and then to aliens got out of the space ship we seen them and we think that they seen us as they screemed very loudly and then got back in the space ship and then they were gone we couldnt see the ufo ant more

Date: 04-28-2009
Name: vicky
Subject: siteings
Message: Hi, I saw a UFO. It scared we have to death when I saw it beameing lights down into other people's homes. I didn't know what to think. 3 words, WHO ARE YOU!

Date: 04-27-2009
Name: Billy Container
Subject: ABDUCTION!!!!!!!!!!
Message: One night when I was 17 years old in Hong Kong, China. It was Friday, October 13,1989. An alien came and abducted me, Billy Container, and then sucked out my brain!! The aliens exposed their names, but I am to frightened to write them. It was terribly painful and scary. It was "crazy as a run over dog!" Although this was many years ago, I still have nightmares, and they HAUNT ME!!! If you know anyone who can help me, please contact me!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! x[

Date: 04-24-2009
Name: Jon Pinsky
Subject: Re: E.T. Freind & Ass.
Message: I aparently live a double life. The spaceship could be 3 & a half times the size of Earth & it may be controling the time & space continuim in a way that makes time skip back every few weeks as if it were a CD skipping. So is time messed up or is there a purpose for doing this? I think the craft is controling time for a reason. All will will be fine I'm confident. I never checked to see if there is a GS103 or GS104 star. Babbaton is a friend and would like me to formaly introduce his people to us. GS103 may be their star with neighbors at GS104. Babbaton is handsome with asian colored skin and maybe black hair. He leaves and apears with the flash of light. He carries a two way radio and his uniform mae be blue. I believe Babbaton is married to a woman with long black hair & they have children. Babbaton is probably about six feet tall & has hands about 20% largerr than ours. He speaks english & has a pleasant voice.. Don"t worry the introduction will happen. Exra-Terestrials do things which I refer to as by design. Babbatons people may be 700 Earth tech. years ahead & only 2 days away with their craft. The match should be perfect for all involved. The threat of attack by other worlds in order to take possession of Earth has come & gone. It was from 1987-1989 I wasn't breathing because your enemies knew they had to get rid of me first. My power kept me alive & I gave verbal commands from time to time. "In a few days I'm going to have to breath." And it would work but the aliens would just do their thing again so it resulted in my not having to breath. Finaly in Oct. or Nov. of 1989 I gave a final command. "The devils power is going to be permanently blocked from affecting anything." It worked!!! Generaly speaking all of this information is as I know it, especialy the time loops, so please lets keep that part hush hush. I promise I've been honest & true to what I think is acurate. One of the reasons I live a double life is because my level 2 self is a famous ghost writer for the Who & most of the other classic rock bands. Also television & movies. I know it sounds unlikely. I've been waiting for a green light. Sometimes lifes hard. Just like a dad promising his son a brand new red bicycle for Christmas I promise you Joel Babbatons' people are already looking forward to becoming our freinds & family for good. Sincerely, Jon Pinsky

Date: 04-15-2009
Name: coleman
Subject: AHHHHH!!!!!!
Message: ALIENS ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Date: 03-28-2009
Name: Josiah Kelly
Subject: aliens
Message: i saw an alien in my garden around a week ago. It was at the bottom of my garden, it was dark but clear to see. It was tall and had big black holes for eyes. I stood in fear and then it noticed me but i ran inside my house and locked all the windows and doors.

Date: 03-25-2009
Name: Josiah Kelly
Subject: i-saw-an-alein
Message: im 14 years old and It was dark outside and i was heading down to the barn to check on the goats. i looked through the peer hole and saw the outline of what appeared to be an alein. it was about two feet from my face yet i could not see it well for the darkness. it looked kinda like a standing, deformed, goat. BUT it was not a goat! as everyone tells me...

Date: 03-29-2009
Name: Jonathan R. Pinsky
Subject: E.T. Frein & AsociateB
Message: Babbaton has a thick accent and speaks perfect english. He's caring & loving. He's slim and has perfect teath. Once he mentioned an "animal" I said "Oh you mean the cat, Budgy." Budgy I think liked Babbaton & enjoyed being held, spoken to & petted by him while he sat on the carpet as he normaly does. San diego CA

Date: 03-29-2009
Name: Jonathan R. Pinsky
Subject: E.T. Frein & AsociateB
Message: Babbatons people are looking forward to an introduction of our worlds. I believe Babbaton is married with children. Babbaton basicaly looks only E.Tish in his larger hands. His skin brown & he is tallish like around 6ft. It takes, if I'm rite, two days to get here with their people being 700 teck. years ahead.He may wear a blue uniform & funny for thought may holster cool looking Ray gun type. weapon & two way radio, but may listen through tiny ear piece with spiral antanna.